Darlings. My darlings. You've made it at last! I'm so happy to welcome you to my humble abode. Yes. Another new house. I just can't sit still! But this latest move was a medical necessity. According to my doctor, I can no longer tolerate the wavelength at which colorful wallpaper vibrates. So we had to redecorate entirely in neutrals. Quel dommage, non?
The entryway sets the tone for any home. Naturally mine had to be 'serene and soothing'--my mantra these days. The putty hue on the walls was copied exactly from a fresco in the ruins of Pompeii. After all, nothing says 'serene and soothing' like an ancient volcanic tragedy!
Let's sit by the fire and have tea. My Bertoia bird chair is a prized possession indeed. And this one is a bird chair not only because that's the style name but because it was manufactured by a flock of tiny sparrows. A privilege that cost a pretty penny, but worth every cent as a conversation piece.
Here's the master bedroom, where I get my beauty rest. And I do mean beauty rest. A Swedish masseur named Sven lulls me to sleep with his strong Nordic hands, and while I snooze a team of expert aestheticians goes to work. Scrubs, masks, serums: I wake up feeling refreshed and rejuvenated with skin as silky smooth as the sheets I sleep on.
A reading nook in the guest bedroom--just for you! I've left a stack of particle physics textbooks on the nightstand and there will be a quiz at this time tomorrow. If you get less than 70% correct, I'll replace these plush upholstered chairs with a Gerrit Rietveld number. Study up or you'll be sorry!
Feel free to have a soak while you memorize string theory equations. I have a wide collection of bubbly, fizzy bath accoutrements. I'm especially fond of the ones scented with rare elixir of Peruvian mountain goat musk. My focus and energy have skyrocketed since I had it imported from the Andes!
Last but not least, the veranda is calling our names. I do enjoy sipping my morning coffee here and looking out over the rolling hills. My herd of zebra have been flourishing of late, and I like to watch the cowboys corral them and teach them amusing tricks. Plus their stripes are so on trend!
P.S. I've been blogging for Babble and right now I'm hosting a giveaway! Turn ANY photo you love--a prized herd of zebras perhaps?--into a 30" x 40" canvas print for FREE!
Images courtesy of Elle Decor, November 2010.
I love your Houseguest posts! You are such a talented writer! And I adore the neutral looks - they are so soothing to the soul!
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I love this package of images and your writing! Thanks for sharing!
Posted by: Lyndsy@ L Kae Interiors | October 15, 2010 at 12:52 PM
Oh...I love that sofa in the first photo!
Posted by: Nita@ModVintageLife | October 15, 2010 at 01:20 PM
I LOVE the stained stripe floors Anne!
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Posted by: Brian Kelsey | October 15, 2010 at 03:55 PM
Love the bathroom Tub. Where is it from....
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Such a gorgeous house! Have a sweet day!
Posted by: Torie Jayne | October 15, 2010 at 05:44 PM
Hi, how do I enter the giveaway. Both links went to their site. I just logged on and purchased the biggest one they had 30x40 of a photo my husband just took in Paris that is just stunning. I can't wait for the canvas to arrive.
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Posted by: Colleen Martin | October 16, 2010 at 04:36 PM
fabulous! i would love a chair made by tiny sparrows. :)
Posted by: havilah | October 16, 2010 at 05:00 PM
Oh Anne, what a lovely enhancement to my Sunday morning coffee! "...nothing says 'serene and soothing' like an ancient volcanic tragedy." Hee!!! Your sparkling wit is in fine form. Feel free to send Sven over when you're done. Have a gorgeous weekend!
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Posted by: PriscilaPetersDecor | October 17, 2010 at 04:03 PM
OMG these are all so fabulous... I would move in to any of them in a heartbeat :)
xoxo
Posted by: Susan | October 18, 2010 at 06:07 AM
These rooms are all fabulous Anne....any one would do...xv
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oh, that veranda! i'd like to host a book club chat there.
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Great decorating ~ Love your Flare' ~ My husband hand made a great out door table,with recycled barn wood. The rustic appeal is so great ~ I suggested bringing it into the dining room. Know the big question is how to decorate around it. I would be so happy and most appreciative with any Suggestions.
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