When I was a kid my dad told some real whoppers: he spent his college years battling Russians on the moon; he'd make me wear Ninja Turtles underwear if I didn't get dressed for school on time; the queen and members of the royal family do not poop. And I think we can add Gwyneth Paltrow to the list of non-poopers, 'cause these photos prove the royal status I've always suspected of her.
Oh, I don't doubt that Gwynnie has problems like the rest of us: clogged sinks, ingrown toenails, husbands that leave their battered sneakers on the floor for us to trip over. But those little issues surely fade in the background when you have flawless skin, statuesque bone structure, and best friends like Stella McCartney to lend you clothes. Right?
Oh to be a non-pooper like Gwyn. Think of all the time you'd save--time that could be spent working out with Tracy, blogging twice as often, taking long lunches with Mario. The best part? While shuttling between London, New York and L.A., you wouldn't ever have to wait in line for the claustrophobic airplane lavatory!
(Okay, I joke. Gwyneth probably has a very regular constitution. More importantly, doesn't she look stunning? Don't you want to join her, Stella and Madge at their English estate this weekend? Kiss!)
Image Credits: 1. 5. 9. Alexi Lubomirski for Harper's Bazaar May 2010 2. Vogue September 2009 3. Sharla Flock Designs 4, 7, 11, 12. French Country Living 6. Martha Stewart Weddings 7. Marie Claire Maison 10. Elle Decor May 2010